crownedpatriot11:

His name was Colonel Gaddafi. He nationalized the oil industry is what he did, and in this house he’s a hero!

6twelvefifteen:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

Got a new favorite spam email

Wait nvm here’s my new fave

nickyflowers:

cirquedugrotesque:

i’m thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

copywriteddad:

copywriteddad:

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS BURRITOS AND CHEESEBURGERS AND SPAGHETTI AND PIZZA AND CHERRY COLA AND MONSTER ENERGY AND ICED TEA INTO SHIT AND PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is there not to understand

fnordseer5:

fnordseer5:

i would have been one of admiral byrd’s top guys

bootleg shirt with bart simpson in an army uniform in front of a map of queen maud land and it says operation highjump 1946 i was there dude and it ruled

dwarvendiaries:

psych-is-the-name:

ravenkinnie:

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

my hungry ass could never work at a cemetery😋

wdhmbt:

fnordseer5:

gertrudlsnacht:

Mob boss voice: “I want him dead, if you know what I mean.”

what did he mean by that

iykyk

powerburial:

crown of teeth

only-tiktoks:

chips1977:

i just tried to microwave all this tin foil and all this fucking electricity popped out at me?

fnordseer5:

fnordseer5:

wednesday again. are you starting to pay attention yet?

they’re just repeating the same days every week

strange-aeons:

Oh my god look at these degenerates

memeclassheroes: